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2008-09-18T08:20:00.006-07:00

30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10== In sabh ko total karke dekho apka naam likha ayega .lt's true.plz try

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Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

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Ishaq ko ishq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mehsos karo, Waday ko wada samjho to pora karo, Or hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo....

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In Eng: GOOD NIGHT In desi: SHUBH RATRI In urdu: SHABBA KHAIR In kannad: YARA NADI In Telgu: PANDANKO PO Apun ki style:- . . . . . . . . CHAL LUDAK LE......

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What is "EDUCATION"? EDUCATION is a system for which we waste 1/3rd of our life to learn how to waste remaining 2/3rd of our life.

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What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

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once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..

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Life without ur SMS is Tea W/o sugar, Coffee W/o milk, Bread W/o butter,Salad W/o onion, Candy W/o cream, Chicken W/o spice, Icecream W/o ice, ME W/o U!

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The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I’ll have to take a bite of you.

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Do u know World's most beautiful sentence? That is, ...BUT, I LV U. and.. World's most selfish/ painful sentence I LOV U, BUT.........

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A boy proposed a girl, she said NO ! Bt boy wasnt sad. Frnds:dnt u feel sad? Boy : i lost 1 who nvr luvd me. She lost 1 who really lov Her...........

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Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.

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ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

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Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!

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Life is a game which v have 2 play! so, love it & have fun bcoz... har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, kho do to yaaden hai, jee lo to zindagi hai.

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I have a special meal for you: A glass of CARE, A plate of LOVE, A spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A bowl of HAPPINESS.. so hog nicely.

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These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End....

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A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge, kahin door ek naya janm paaoge, is bar jo hua bahut galat hua, agli baar ek lambi poonchh aur char taange paaoge.

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HI, KEEP MESSAGING ME AND WIN EXCITING PRIZES,1ST-LOTS OF LOVE,2ND-LIFE TIME FRIENDSHIP,3RD-FREE STAY IN MY HEART ,OFFER VALID TILL I M ALIVE....

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Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

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Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko 2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai

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Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.

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Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"

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Hi ! Can u plz do me a favour, if u r not busy, if u dont mind,& if it does not take much of ur time, can u Plz Smile 4 me! Thanks,

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A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .

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If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.

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Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

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No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel better just thinking of you... but i'm happier each time i send you a message 'coz i know i'll be DISTURBING YOU!

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If doctors start making films,d titles would b Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam Kaho Na Bukhar He TB no.1 Kal Patient Ho Na Ho Hum Blood De Chuke sanm

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Aaj me apko pani se cocacola banana sikhaunga. 1 botel pani lo friz me rakho. 2 gante bad nikalo pani 1 dam thanda hoga or thanda matlab ?

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Do You Know The Value Of A Minute?... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Well, It All Depends On Which Side Of The Toilet Door You Are...!

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SMOKE atleast once Everyday!! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Everyday So plz kindly SMOKE.Request: Try 2 b a chain smoke

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A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

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Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.

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Kabhi jazbat to kabhi yaadon ko dafan karte hain,Kabhi aansu to kabhi dard piya karte hain.Aap hume bhool na jaye isliye WAQT BAYWAQT sms kia krte hai

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I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

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If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..

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2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!

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Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo

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Sweet candies are nice to eat Sweet words are easy to say but, sweet ppl are hard to find OH MY GOD! how did u find me.

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

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Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

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When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

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Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

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Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

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SMS doesn’t mean only Short Messaging Service, but it also means Some Moments Shared with loved ones.

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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever

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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

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Heaven is when u have a german car, American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife, Hell is where car is Chinese, food is german, wife is American & salary is Indian.

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ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.

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Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last

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Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.

Hindi SMS

2008-09-18T08:20:00.005-07:00

There is only one boy who is allowed to touch every part of a girl body and reliable guess who is that boy?..... Thats LIFEBOY yaar.

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Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon? hus:Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho.

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Why r Doctor's prescriptions imposible 2 read?Bcoz they hve an exclusive msg only 4 d chemist-'Maine patient ko loot liya,ab teri baari hai'. Cheer up.Smile.

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PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai...

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Munna bhai-abe circuit,1baat bata,agr bina daant ka kutta kisi ko kate to kya karte hai? (Circuit bahut sochne k baad) Simple hai bhai,bina sui k 14 injection lagva do!! :)

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe was not eating. Why? Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND )

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Ek pagal gusse me: oye mai is duniya ko mita dunga… mita dunga… mita dunga… Dusra pagal: he he he! mai tujhe rubber hi nai dunga

Father 2 Son: Pados ki ladki ko dekh wo exam men 1st ayi hai. Son: Usi ko dekhta tha, tabhi to fail hogaya

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Why do boys go to temple? B'cause temple is the only place where u can find pooja bhavana shradha aarti archana aradhana shanti Jyoti priti & finaly Trupti

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Thappad marne pe naraj patni ko pati bola,"adami use marta he jise pyar karta he." Patni ne pati ko 2 mare or boli "aap kya samjte he k me apse pyar nahi karti.
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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!

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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

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Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)
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Ravan ko court me le gae bola Gita par hanth rakho RAVEN - Nahi Sita par hanth rakhkar itni musibat aai ab Gita par hant nahi rakhunga.

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HRITHIK:Aaj Mere pass 14Car hai,8 Bikes hai,4 Bunglow hai,Farm house hai..... Tumhare pass kya hai? ABHISHEK:Mere baap ke sir pe bal hai!

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Girl:Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper:Sirf 5 kiss.Girl:Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper:10 kiss.Girl:Dono dress pack kar do,bill dadi dengi.

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Bhikhari : Sahab 1 Rupaye de do!!! Sahab : kal Ana.. Bhikhari : Sara is kal kal ke chakkar mein to is basti me mera Lakho Rupaye fase hai!!

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What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI? Ladkiyo ke lafde me mat pado… Khali ladkiya bachti hai, baki sab ladke mar jate hai..

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Ek bhoot doosre bhoot se : Tujhe kisi se dar nahi lagta? 2sra : nahin 1st : kabhi sardar dekha hai? 2ra: sardar vardar kuch nahi hota, sab man ka vaham hai

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bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??

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A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:Ye Post office hai, Police station me complaint dijiye Man: KHUSHI ke maare mein kya karu, kuch samajh mei nahi aata!!

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Munabhai-Ye sali govt drinking nd driving sath2 Q nahi karne deti? Circuit-Simple hE bhai.Bhai wo speed breakar aane par gilas gir sakta he.

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Wife:Chalo na kahin chalte hai,ghumne car me aur car me drive karungi. Husband:Yadi tum car drive karogi to jayenge car me,ayenge akhbaar me

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Ganguli's son : Are dekho maa. Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain. Gangulis wife : Beta ye ADVERTISEMENT hai !!! .....:-)

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Patni:Mei jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mei kyo chale jate ho Pati:kahi muhalle wale aisa na samjhe mei tumara gala daba raha hoon.

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Papa beti Se-Beti pehle to tum mujhe Papa kehti thi,Lekin ab tum mujhe DaD kehti ho,kyu? Beti-Oh DaD,PaPa kehne se Lipstic khrab ho jati hai. "Ghor KalYug"...

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Lady to Conductor: Bhai,Kitne Hrs. Bus Mein Rehte Ho? Conductor:24 Hrs. Lady: How? Cond:8Ghante Iss Bus Mein Baaki 16Ghante Biwi K Bus Mein.

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A boy shying to propose a girl finally proposed in a unique way:- "kya tum mujhe apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar dogi??"

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GADHA 1-Yaar malik bahut marta hai.GADHA 2-Ghar chorde.GADHA 1-Nahi yaar! Wo beti se bolta rehta hai - teri shadi gadhe se kar dunga. Ye sochke ruk jata hu.

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Girl's father- main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi ek gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend-bas isiliye main use yaha se le jane aya hun

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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

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"Maathe pe lahu,sir pe ret..Wah!Wah! Jara Gaur karna.Mathe pe lahu,sir pe ret. Kyonki PADOSAN ne phool mara. 'GAMLE SAMET."

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Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration.

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Salesman tension me tha. DEALER-Kya hua? S.MAN-Mai 6 months tour pe tha, biwi Pregnant ho gai DLR-Ab pata chala bina order k maal aye to kaisa lagta hai..

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Aadmi Sadhu se bola:-Meri Biwi Bahut Pareshan Karti Hai,Koi Upaay Bataao.Sadhu Bola:-Saale Upaay Hota To Main Sadhu Kyon Bantaa.Hari Om..

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Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ‘zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma’!

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After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

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Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye? Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”? PAPPU : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L” TEACHER : No, that’s wrong PAPPU : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America . PAPPU : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ? CLASS : PAPPU!

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Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

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Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahAI

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Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

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Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

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Aik admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai

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Patni=Suno ji, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine ke aaram ke liye kisi Hill station par jane ko kaha hai,hum kaha jayenge? Pati=Dusre Dr. ke Paas..

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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai?? JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai..

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MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY? Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.

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Pati patni se:- kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul gobar jaisa swad hai Patni(matha peet te hue)Hey bhagwan!Na jane inhone kya-kya khaKe dekhahAI

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Angry Boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai.. Executive (Sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho, meri taraf dekho..

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Why sindhis are banned from playing hockey and football? B' coz... corner milte hi DUKAN Khol dete hai...

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Luv and Kuch are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well. Why??? Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!! Now , Kuch also jumps inside. Why?? Because Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

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Eid SMS

2008-09-18T08:20:00.004-07:00

Socha kisi apne se bat karu, Apne kisi khas ko yad karu, Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak dene ka, Dil ne Kaha kyu na Apse shuruwat karu. *Eid mubarak* *

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The moon has been sighted The samoosas are ready Here comes EID so just go steady Lots of dua's is all i request and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!! "Eid Mubarak"
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Eid is Meaning of Love. I Wish it just for U....Ur Vision is my Eid So....Eid Mubarak

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I WISH A WISH 4 U;;;ITS A WISH I WISH 4 FEW;;;DA WISH I WISH 4 U IZ DAT ALL UR WISHES COME TRUE..........WISH U HAPPY EID DAY

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As ALLAH waters HIS Creation, May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous blessings over you and your beloved ones.EID MUBARAK-

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SendinG U WarM WisheS ON "EID-UL-ZUHA AnD WishinG THAT, IT BringS Your WeY EveR JOYS AND Happiness .Remember me in ur prayers.

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A friend iz sweet when its newbut it iz sweeter when its true ,but u know what,its sweetest when its u,,,eid mubarak from the core n kernel of my heart

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Hum app ki yaad main udas hain, Bas app say milnay ki ass hay, Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon, Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain...Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend…

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May ALLAH this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

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Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to Allahs orders,May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

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Wishing u happy Eid, soft as silk, white as milk, sweet as honey, full of money and bubli as u.

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No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik

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May the angels protect u...may the sadness forget u,...may goodness surround u and may Allah always bless u.,,,,,,Eid Mubarak!!!!

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Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings LOT of HAppiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times...Remember me in ur prayers

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 after 24 hours everyone will wish u but I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBRIK

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May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders EID MUBARAK

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Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

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Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

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May God send his Love like Sunshine in his warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your Heart and filled your Life with a lot of Happiness like this EID DAY. Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

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My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes. I wish you the best of everything for not only in EID-UL-AZHA but also all the years ahead.EID MUBARAK

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May ALLAH bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak!

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Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya, Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya, Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK

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Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished

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Many are the wishes that are being sent your way, but the is a special one for a very happy Eid Day

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Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

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Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe, Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe, Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja, Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA

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May this... Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness, Eid bring God Endless Blessings, Eid bring fresh love... EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

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Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happy Eid Mubarik

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May ALLAH bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Hppy Eid Mubarik

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May the blessings of ALLAH fill your life with happiness and open all the doors of success now and always. Eid Mubarak

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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik

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SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd, tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt, uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD, wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL .*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.*

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Do you know the Meaning of EID? I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!" So, In your life all moments bring EID for you.... Wish You...EID MUBARAK

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Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool, Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool, Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.

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Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne. Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

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EID MUBARAK ho Aapko, Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko, But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please... Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!

Sad SMS

2008-09-18T08:20:00.001-07:00

HAR GIRA GHUNGAT HAYA KA NHI HOTAA HAR UTHA HATH DUA KA NHI HOTA«UJH JATE HE AKSR DIYE HAMRI HI GALTIYO SEA HR BAR KASUR HAWAO KA NHI HOTA'

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1 AJEEB SA MANZAR NAZAR AATA HAIAHAR 1 KATRA SAMUNDAR NAZAR AATA HAIAKAHA BANAU ME GHAR SHEESHE KAAHAR 1 K HAATH ME PATHAR NAZAR AATA HAI

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khete he zindagi ek kahani hai, Magar hum to ek badnam kissa bankar reh gaye. khud ki zindagi ki kahani to likhi nhi. auro ki kahani ka ek hissa bankar reeh geye

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Bagair Jane Pahechane Ikrar Na Kijiye, Muskura Kar Diloko Bekrar Na Kijiye, Phool Bhi De Jate Hai Zakham Gahere Kabhi Kabhi, Har Phul Par Yu Aaitbar Na Kijiye.

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Humne Bhi Chaha Har Manjil Karib Ho, Har Waqt Aapka Saath Naseeb Ho, Par Wahan Khuda Bhi Kya Kare, Jahan Insaan Khud Badnseeb Ho

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Umar Jalwo Mein Basar Ho Yeh Zaroori To Nehi Har Shabe Gham Ki Seher Ho Yeh Zaroori To Nehi Neend To Dard Key Bistar Pey Bhi A Sakti Hai, Unki Aaghosh Mei Sar Ho Yeh Zaroori To Nehi

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Zindagi, Manjil, Waqt Kisi Ne Humara Saath Nahi Diya, Sab Par Se Puri Tarah Bharosa Uth Gaya. Is Duniya Se Ub Gaya Hai Ab Humara Jiya, Kisi Ko Kitna Hi Chaha Kam Reh Gaya.

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Dard Ko Bhi Ab Dard Hone Laga, Dard Khudi Ghav Bharne Laga, Dard Ke Mare Hum Na Roye Kabhi, Dard Khud Humko Chhu Kar Rone Laga.

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Gham Ne Hasne Na Diya.. Zamane Ne Rone Na Diya, Is Uljan Ne Chain Se Jine Na Diya, Thak Ke Jab Sitaro Se Panah Lee, Nind Aye To Teri Yaad Ne Sone Na Diya.

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Aap Khafa Hain Humse, Itna To Yakeen Hai Humko, Bas Yuhi Chahte Rehna, Achcha Sa Lagta Hai

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Jaanta Hu Ke Bewafa Hain Who, Fir Bhi Dil Ke Haatho Fareb Khata Hu. Roz Kehta Hu Ki Bhool Jaaunga Usko, Roz Isi Baat Ko Bhool Jaata Hu.

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Yeh Mat Pucho Tum Bin Hum Kya Kya Khote Rahe, Tumhari Yaadon Mein Hum Roz Kitne Rote Rahe, Na Din Gujre Hai Na Raatein, Bas Kuch Bechain Se Hum Hote Rahe

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Teri Sanso Ki Khushbu Meri Sansoon Me Bas Gayee Hai, Teri Ankho Ki Chamak Meri Aankhome Ram Gayee Hai, Tum Is Tarah Se Mile Aor Bichhad Gaye Mujhe Ki, Ye Tanhayee Meri Teri Yadoon Se Saj Gayee Hai.

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Ek Hook Si Dil Mein Oothti Hai Ek Dard Sa Dil Mein Hota Hai Hum Raat Ko Baith Kar Rote Hain Jab Sara Aalam Sota Hai.

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Zahar Deta Hai Mujhe , Koi Dava De-Ta Hai Jo Bhi Milta Hai Mere Gum Ko Bada Deta Hai

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Aaj Phir Dil Hai Kuch Udaas Sa Jaane Kyun Ek Mayusi Si Chahi Hai Aaj Phir Palkon Pe Aansu Hai Bheed Mein Hoon Phir Bhi Tanhai Hai.

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Khwaab Dekha Bhi Nahi Aur Tut Gaye Woh Humse Mile Bhi Nahi Aur Ruth Gaye Hum Jaagte Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi Ek Baarish Hi Thi Jo Saath Roti Rahi.

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Tamanna To Jahan Ki Karte Hain Hum, Par Har Dil Jisse Apna Maane Woh Hamara Nahi Hota, Dariya-E-Mohabbat Mein Tufan Bhi Hain Bhawar Bhi Hain, Par Har Kashti Ki Kismat Main Kinara Nahi Hota.

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Koi Yeh Kaise Bataaye..Ke Woh Tanha Kyon Hai, Woh Jo Apna Tha .. Woh Kisi Aur Ka Kyon Hai, Yehi Duniya Hai..To Aisi Yeh Duniya Kyon Hai, Yehi Hota Hai To Aakhir Yehi Hota Kyon Hai

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Kaanch Chube To Nishaan Reh Jata Hai, Dil Tute To Armaan Reh Jata Hai, Laga To Deta Hai Waqt Marham Is Dil Per, Phir Bhi Umer Bhar Ek Zakhm Reh Jata Hai.

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Dil Toota Hamara Ismein Khuda Ki Marzi Hogi, Ismein Kuch Unki Khutgarzi Bhi Hogi, Dil Diya Tha Unhe Hamne Apna Samajh Kar, Tod Diya Unhone Ise Ek Sapna Samajh Kar

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Kahne Ko Sab Kuch Hai, Magar Kuch Kami Si Hai, Lagta Hai Ke Dhadkan Thami Si Hai... Hamari Mohabbat Ko Thukrane Wale Zara Aaina To Dekh.... Teri Aankho Mai Bhi Nami Si Hai...

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Tumse Bichde To Mar Jaayenge Hum, Kuch Is Tarah Se To Naa Maarna Humein, Marne Ke Liye To Teri Judaai Hi Kaafi Hai, Kabhi Bewfai Se Naa Maar Dena Humein,

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Hum Vo Ishq Hai Jo Dil Bankar Dhadakte Hai Hum Vo Khushboo Hai Jo Bahon Me Mehekte Hai Humse Pyaar Na Karna Aye Zalim Hum Vo Dard Hai Jo Aankhon Se Chalakte Hai.

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Teri Yaad Jati Nahi Dil Se, Apne Jakhmo Ko Sahlate Hain, Teri Yaad Mitane Ko Khud Par,Hum Kya-Kya Julm Dhaaate Hain, Yaad Mitane Ko Teri, Hum Tere Hi Naam Ko, Phle Lahu Se Likhte Hain Or Fir Ashko Se Mitate Hain.

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Meri Kismat Main Jitne Bhi Gum Thai, Sub Mere Samanee Aa Chuke Hain, Ek Tera Hi Gum Raha Gaya Hai, Ab Tu Bhi Damaan Chooda Ley

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Ek Din Baharon Ke Phool Murjhayenge.. Bhoole Se Kabhi Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge Ehsaas Hoga Bhoole Se Tumhe Meri Chahat Ka Jab Door Bahut Door Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge...

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Maut Se Darana Chod Diya Hamne Par , Jindagi Se Darte Hain. Tanha Jina Chahate Hain Ye Jindagi Isiliye Apne Saaye Se Bhi Darte Hain

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Hame Bich Mujhdhar Main Ussne Chod Diya, Phir Dil Hamara Chaha Jisne Usne Tod Diya, Kitna Akela Hu Main Yeh Na Pucho, Jab Mera Sath Mere Saye Ne Bhi Chod Diya.

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Yah Dard Mere Hai Inhe Mera Hi Rahne Do In Per Haq Mera Hai Itna Sa To Mere Pass Rahne Do.

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Houtoun Pe Muskourahhat Ankhoun Me Ashq Lekar, Main Ek Pehelee Huu Har Kisee Ke Liye.

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Agar Bas Mei Hota To Bhul Kar Bhi Tujhe Yaad Na Karta Har Lambha Yon Tere Intezar Mei Til Til Na Marta Alvida Tak Na Keh Kar Gaya Tu Jate Jate Jo Teri Hakeekat Janta To Khuda Ki Kasam Yeh Gunah Na Karta

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Mere Honton Ke Mehaktay Hue Naghmo Par Na Ja Mere Seenay Main Kaye Aur Bhi Ghum Paltay Hain Mere Chehray Par Dikhaway Ka Tabassum Hai Magar Meri Aankhon Main Udaasi Kay Diye Jalte Hain

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Aaten Jaaten Wo Humhe Nishani Degayi, Umarbhar Dohora Saku Aisi Kahani Degayi, Usse Mein Kuch Paa Saku Aisi Kaha Thi Ummeed, Shukar Hai Khuda Ka Wo Meri Aakhon Mein Paani Degayi.

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Aandhi Aati Hai,Toofan Chale Jaate Hain Yaade Rah Jaati Hai,Insaan Chale Jaate Hain!!!
Eid Ke Din Bhi Majboor The Takdeer Se Hum Bahut Roye Lagke Gale Teri Tasveer Se Hum!!!

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Aaj Ka Din Bhi Gaya Hume Barbaad Karke Bahut Roye Hai Hum Tumhe Yaad Karke,

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Mere Khushiyonko Jamane Ki Nazar Lag Gai Tum Mere Sath Thi Pariyonki Nazar Lag Gai Aaj Ro Raha Houn Door Hokar Tumse Lagta Hein Mujhe Muskurane Ki Saza Mil Gai

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Kat Rahi Hain Zindagi Meri Kuch Is Tarah Jaise Paed Ki Shaakh Se Ek Pata Tuta Jabse Gayi Ho Meri Zindagi Se Tum Zindagi Mein Rehna Ka Maqsad Choota

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Har Waqt Mere Saath Rehta Hai.. Bata E Dard To Rishtey Me Mera Kya Lagta Hai...
Kuch Beete Hue Lamhon Se Mulakat Hui, Kuch Toote Hue Sapno Se Baat Hui. Yaad Aaye Woh Kisse Purane Jab Aankhon Se Boondon Ke Barsaat Hui.

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Khamosh Kuch Aise Rehne Laga Haun Jaise Jindagi Mein Kuch Raha Hi Nahi Dil To Rota Raha Bahot Aankho Se Ek Ashq Bhi Na Chhalka Kabhi

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Gam Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain, Aansuoo Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain, Kya Bala Hai Khushi Nahi Malum, Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hai

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Dil Ne To Uunki Har Baat Ko, Apne Seene Se Lagaa Liya.. Par Uunhone Jara Si Baat Par, Mujhe Nazaron Se Gira Diya..

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Kab Ki Pathar Ho Chuki Hein Ye Meri Aankhein Magar Chhooke Jab Dekha To Haath Geele Ho Gaye

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Best Wishes SMS

2008-09-18T08:20:00.000-07:00

If victory is certain then even a coward can fight, But the real brave is the one who still dares 2 fight if he knows his defeat is certain.my best wishes..

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Problm is just d Distance betwen Expectation & Reality, So either Expect les & Acept the Reality OR Expect a lot & Turn it into Reality....Ur Choice.

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In the chase between Cat&Mouse, the mouse mostly wins. Coz the cat is running for its food & mouse for its life. Remember PURPOSE is more imp than needs.best luck..

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The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how to get along with people.my best wishes…

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Phulon se hasin muskan ho apki, chand sitaron se zyada shaan ho apki,zindagi ka sirf ek ho maksad apka,ki asman se unchi udan ho apki. My best wishes

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"Luck is not in your hand. But work is in your hands"."Your work can make luck But Luck can't make your work".So always trust yorself than yr luck......
All you need in the life is ignorance and confidence and then success is sure. Good luck.

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Stealing the blue from the splashing seas, A tinge of green from the youthful trees, A bit of orange from the sunset hues, With crystal white from the morning dews, I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you..

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When u face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose- Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. GOD BLESS And VERY BEST OF LUCK!!

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Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who MISSES u, MISS the one who WELL WISHES for u, Wish u all the Best.

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The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don’t loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U

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Dont get rest after a success. People say ur previous victory as a luck in ur next failure.. Keep on working.. success is always urs..my best wishes

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May u be What u hope to b,See all u want to see..Do all what u want to,May ur every wish comes true.”

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To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream, not only plan but also believe. Best wishes for your exam.

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The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands. Good Luck to U.

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Genuine success comes only to those who are ready for it. Good Luck.

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Meaning of some colors, Yellow for special friend, white for peace, orange 4 luck,black for hate, red for love and pink for likeness,So i choose for u Orange Flower. Wish u goodluck

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Luck is yours, wishes are mine. let ur future always shine. Best of Luck!

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Every sunset gives us one day less to live! But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope! So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck

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Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! My best wishes

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D worlds most happiest person nvr gets all d best things arnd them. they jus make d best of wat they get.. Best wishes

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Never be like the hand that crushed theflower but be like a crushed flower which leaves fragrances in the hands who crushes it. BEST WISHES

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wh eva get ur attention will get u.the more u think about smthg, the stronger it takes hold of u. defeat bad though wit clear thinking. My Best wishes

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Hasna jindagi hai, has kar gum boolana jindagi hai,jeet kar hanse to kya hanse,haar kar khushiyan manaana jindagi hai.best of luck

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Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.best wishes

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Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.Best wishes

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Though you are travelling on the right path, if you take unneccessary breaks others will push you back.best wishes

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Do not worry about failure. Worry about all the chances you miss when you don't try.Best wishes

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Every good thought is a star which leads you on, shining in the dark, making your pathway radiant.Best wishes

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Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.my best wishes

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As heat conserved is transmitted into energy, so can anger controlled can be transmitted into a power which can move the world.BEST Wishes

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Loyalty to friends and loyalty to certain basic principles are essential to success in any sphere.my best wishes

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In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself..My best wishes

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Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.

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Think you are well, and all that is well with you. And nature will read your thoughts and make them true.Best wishes to you

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The shortest way to do many thing is to do a single thing at a time.best wishes

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As a final incentive before giving up a difficult task,try to imagine it succeessfully accompliced by someone you voilently hate.best wishes

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If you can fly, run. If you can run, walk. If you can walk, crawl. But whatever you do... Keep on moving towards the goal u seek to achieve.BEST WISHES

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Hey, good morning! Rise and shine! As you open your eyes to greet the morning sun, I wish that you would be well and fine.

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Sometimes, life gets so busy that we could not find time to say "Thank you" to someone who has been so nice and wonderful. "Thank you!"

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Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.Best wishes

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Happiness as light as air. LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN. Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold. These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…

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Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy thatÂ’s what I wish for U

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"God Bless U"is such a litlle prayr but it means so much. It means may d Lord with His gracious hands give u more den u hv prayd for ! God bless u

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Care is one the main ingredient dat keeps closeness alive despite distance n schedule, since i can't see u everyday so let my care be wid u 4ever...

Islamic SMS

2008-09-17T08:52:00.007-07:00

Mujhey ibadat main 2 chizain bohut pasand hain,
Sard mosam main FAJAR ki NAMAZ
aur
Garam mosam main RAMZAN k rozay
{Hazrat Ali R.A}

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Aaj ki dua

Aye Allah
Mere WO tamam gunah maaf farma
Jo meri duaon ki
Qabuliat main
Rukawat bante hain.

Ameen.

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Significances of the prayers.
Fajar - increases the complexion or noor,
Zohar - increases Income,
Asar - Improves health,
Maghrib - good future 4 u r children,
Esha - peaceful sleep.

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Life is Test,
Islam is best,
Namaz is must,
Aakhrat is for rest,
World is only dust,
If Quran is in chest,
nothing need next,
Obey ALLAH first.
Success will be next.

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The most beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN.

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The fire of jahanam will not
touch the person who recites
“Allah-huma aajir-ni minan-naar”

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Do ordinary 4 Allah
he will do xtra ordinary 4 u,

Do natural 4 Allah
he’ll do supernatural 4 u,

Do possible 4 ALLAH
he’ll do impossible 4 u,

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1-Tumhare behtareen loog
wo hain jo tum me achay
ikhlaq k malik hain.
(MUSLIM BUKHARI)

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Surat Fatiha Allah k ghazab se bachati hay,
Surah Yaseen Qayamat k din piyaas se,
Surah Waaqia fiker or faaqay se,
Surah Mulk Azaab-e-Qabar se,
Surah Kausar dusmunon ki dushmani se,
Surah kaaferoun mout k waqt kuffar se,
Surah ikhlas munaafiqat se,
Surah Falak Hadson se,
Soorah Naas wuswasoun se bachati hain.

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Aey ibne ADAM!

Tujhe kia ho gaya hai?
Tu ne apni namazon,
Duaon aur ibadaton
ko sir pareshani aur museebat
k waqt k liye hi rakha huwa hai,
Tujhey 70ma’aon se ziadah
chahnay wale RAB Ta’AALA ko
sirf apni waqti khuwahishon k liye naraz kia howa hai..
Aey insan, zara soch to sahi…

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Momin wo nahi jis
ki mehfil pak ho,

Bul-k momin wo hay
jis ki tanhai pak ho”.

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Main jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi
karta k ye ibadat nahin tijarat hai.

Main dozukh k khof se ibadat nahin
karta k ye ibadat nahin ghulami hai.

Main ibadat sirf iss liye karta hon
k mera RUB ibadat k layaiq hai.
(Hazrat Ali).

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If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.

But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.

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Ustaad ki maar baap k pyar se achi hai
[HAZRAT LUQMAN (A.S)]

Chand k baghair raat bekar hai, aur ilm k baghair zehan.
[HAZRAT ABU BAKAR(RAA)]

Jo tujhey teri khamiyan batayewo tera dost hai.
[HAZRAT UMER (RAA)]

Ghareeb wo hai jis ka koi dost na ho.
[HAZRAT ALI (RAA)

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Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,
to tum use door se dekh rahe ho,
Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho
(Hazrat Ali(R.A)”

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Sukon dhondta phirta tha me baharon me,
Haseen wadiyon mei, surmaye nazaron me,

Me is talash mein ja phncha chand taron main,
Magar ye mujhe mila Quran k 30 paron mein.

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“Gift” of “SALAM”
wrapped with “AFFECTION”
tied with “CARE”
&
sealed with “DUA”
2
keep u safe & happy today & always.

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NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya:
“libas ki sadgi iman ki alamaton
main se aik alamat hai.”

ABU DAUD
(Allah us shakhs ko abad rakhta hai
jo hadis sun k dosre ko phnchaye!)

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annat k 8 darwazay hain,
1.Jannatul mava
2.Darul maqam
3.Darul salam
4.Darul Khuld
5.Jannatul adan
6.Jannatul naim
7.Jannatul Kashif
8.Jannatul firdos

Allah se dua hay k roz-e-qiyamat
her darwazay se
ap ka nam pukara jaye.”aameen”

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IKHTIYAR, TAAQAT aur DOULAT
aisi cheezain hain jin k milnay say log
badaltay nahin BAYNAQAB hotay hain
(Hazrat Ali)

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1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W)
k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k
main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon
or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon
lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta
jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai”

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If you will carry on the way
guided by human,
you will find a HOPELESS END.

But if you will carry on the way
guided by Allah, you will find
an ENDLESS HOPE.

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Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,
to tum use door se dekh rahe ho,
Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho
(Hazrat Ali(R.A)”

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Sukon dhondta phirta tha me baharon me,
Haseen wadiyon mei, surmaye nazaron me,

Me is talash mein ja phncha chand taron main,
Magar ye mujhe mila Quran k 30 paron mein.

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NABI KAREEM S.A.W ne farmaya:
“libas ki sadgi iman ki alamaton
main se aik alamat hai.”

ABU DAUD
(Allah us shakhs ko abad rakhta hai
jo hadis sun k dosre ko phnchaye!)

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1 DIN Hazrat Jibrail (A.S) Huzoor (S.A.W)
k paas aye or kaha ALLAH ne mujhey itni taqat di hay k
main sari dunia k darakhton k pattay gin sakta hon
or pani k saray qatray or rait k saray zarray gin sakta hon
lekin us aadmi per rehmat ki tadad nahin gin sakta
jo AAP(S.A.W) per 1 bar darood parhta hai”

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“ISLAM” stands for:

I
Shall
Love
Always
Muhammad (S.A.W)

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ALLAH k khouf se
sirf 1 gunah chor dena
1 lakh tahajud/nafil
namaz se barh kar hai,

Forward this message
so people should know
that ISLAM is so easy.

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Din ki roshni main “RIZQ” talash karo,
aur RAAT ki tariki main “USAY”
talash karo jo tumhain “RIZQ” deta hai.

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Wo gunah jis ka tumhein ranj ho,
Allah k nazdeeq us nayki se behtar hai
jis se tum main ghuroor paida ho jaye”.
(Hazra Ali R.A)

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New hijri year. 1429 Mubarak
Allah talah aap ko
hazaroon khushiyan ataa karay
aur aap per rehmatain nazil fermaye.
ameen.

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Misc SMS

2008-09-17T08:52:00.006-07:00

3 chippkalian deevar per chal rahi thein,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatam huwa 2 gir gayain
batao kion?
?
?
?
?
Is liye k baqi 2 ne taaliyan bajai thein.

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Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai.

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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya
pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha
or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko,

Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia,
“Hum tu aaya hi nahin tha.

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Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan’nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

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A young woman who was worried about
her habit of biting her fingernails
was advised by a friend to take up yoga.
She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally.

Seeing this, her friend congratulated her and said yoga
had totally cured her nervousness.
“No,” she replied, ”
but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead.

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Yoga teacher to a woman:
Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?

Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !!
Now he drinks the whole bottle
standing upside down over his head.

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Sorry for late SMS
Actually police arrested me for killing a girl
I swear I didn’t kill her
I just asked her ,”will u marry me?”
and
woh khushi se mar gaye.

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Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
.
.
.
.
Kion k
.
.
.
Don matric fail hay.

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Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he.

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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

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Pakistan ka qaumi phal…Sabar ka phal

Qaumi Libaas…Kala Coat…

Qaumi khail..Muzakraat

Quami Dua..Ya ALLAH Light aajaye.

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Yad na kero gay to satayen gay,
Rootho gay to manain gay,

Dost hain hum KESC ki supply nahin,
Jo har 2 ghantay mein sath chor jayengay.

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Feel a life without me,

Khali khali se hai na….
Bus!
Apni baat hi kuch aisi hy.

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If somebody comes n tells u,
That u r fool, lazy & stupid!

Don’t b afraid, go to him,

Catch his neck,
and tell him
“Kisay hor noo naa dasin”

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Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,

Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.

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SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

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Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Thoughts r many but words r few,
I m always there for you,
When things go wrong
Don’t turn blue,
Just give me a call & say,

“Yaar, kitthay hai tu”

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Q:What is more painful?
When a person whom u trust, hurts u?
OR
The person whom u hurt, still trusts u?

Think about that & reply!

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Ghum me bhi maza aata he,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda ata hai,

Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain,
ek aap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah her 4 sal bad ata hai.

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Company offered Rs.500 for
each money-saving idea
submitted by it’s employees.

First prize went to the employee
who suggested the award
be cut to Rs.250.

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Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them.

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A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, No, I am teaching history.

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Science teacher :
agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho
to use lambe time tak kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi.

Student : par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye?.

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Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

----------------------

Saas:khude ne tujhe 2 ankhain di hain
tu chawal se pathar nahi nikal sakti?

Bahu:Khuda ne aapko 32 dant diye hain,
2-4 pathar nahin chaba saktien?

-----------------------

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.

JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo.

---------------------------------

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

---------------------

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill.

--------------------------------

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain,
Pata hay kub..???
?
?
?
“Jub light aati hay.”

----------------------------

chhote log..!!
“PAISE” ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
“TIME” ki bat karte hain..!
.
.
.
“KHUBSURAT” log
“BAAT” hi nahin karte.
.
.
woh sirf
“SMS” Karte hain.

-----------------------------

Dil ne kaha
chalo “SMS” karain,
socha.!!
“dil to pagal hai”
phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin
jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay.

----------------------------

Keep a special place 4 me in your heart,
Not in your mind.

keeping me in ur mind can bDANGEROUS for u

Because
people
Say
I
M
Mind
blowing.

------------------------------

Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do,
Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do,
Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy
.
.
Isi waqt apna mobile toor do.

---------------------------------

1 pathan dusre se:
“Zara car se bahir dekhna k
indicators kam ker rahe hain ya nahin..?”

Doosra pathan bahar dekh ker:
Han,nahin,han,nahin,han,nahi.

-----------------------------

Agar me aap k sms ka jawab na don.
Kabhi miss call na kar paon
Ya akabhi call bhi na karon
to samajh lena k
KING OF SMS

Araam farma rahay hain:)

----------------------------------

Smile is a language of love,
Smile is a way 2 get success.
Smile is 2 win hearts,
Smile improves ur personality.

So please

Brush daily!

--------------------------

Load shedding k fawa’id:

Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi.
Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving.
Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.

----------------------------

Memon boss 2 worker:
Tumne is saal mehnat se kaam kia hai,
is liye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hon.
Agar isi tarha kaam karoge to
agle saal is pe sign ker donga.

----------------------------------

******************
******************
******************

******THE END******

You have just watched my new film
“Taare mobile per”

-----------------------------

Hum apni duniya alag basain gay,
Usay yadoon say sajayain gay,
Muhabbat ki kalion ka ik gulshan mahka’ain gay,
Usay abad karain gay hum,
Her dum shaad rahain gay,

-----------------------------------

Meri mohabbat
Meri wafain
Meri duain
Meri adain
Meri yeh dolat
Meri yeh shohrat

Sirf tere liye hain,
Sirf tere liye hain.

--------------------------

1 pathan ki mout bijli girne se hoi!.
Per uski laash haste hue mili,
Farishton ne pocha aisa kion?
Pathan:Hum samjha koi hamara
photo kheench raha hai .

-----------------------------

Old man walking on the street,
sees a child trying 2 reach a door bell.
Old man goes to the door,
rings the bell & says: what else?

Child:Uncle ab bhagoo!

----------------------------------

Once james bond met a dog in jungle

he said,”I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”

The dog bites him & replies,”I am KUTtA..!!!”
“PAGAL KUTTA…!!”

-----------------------------------

Double Meaning SMS

2008-09-17T08:52:00.005-07:00

Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay.

----------------------------------------

Bethay thay teri yaad main tanha ek shaam,
Liya ek kaghaz aur likha tera naam,

Tasvir banai teri aur likha ye pegham,
Zinda pakarnay walay ko 50,000 ka inaam.

-----------------------------

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

---------------------------

My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

---------------------------

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho.

--------------------------------

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

----------------------------------

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
.
.
.
.
Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi.

--------------------------------

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna.

-----------------------------

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do.

-----------------------------

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge.

-------------------------------------

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.

----------------------------------

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

--------------------------------

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

------------------------------

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¦
Aur kyo na ho¦ Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi¦-hai

------------------------------

If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP URSELF

mistake aap ki hi hogi.

----------------------------

Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.

.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega.

-------------------------------

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
*
*
Batao kia hota hay ?
*
*
Nahin malum?
*
*
Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

---------------------------------

Yar I trusted you so much
but ur mouth is never shut.
Why did u tel otherz my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
plz stop telling everybody that,
.
.
.
.
I’m so CUTE.

----------------------------------

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

---------------------------

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

---------------------------

ALLAH
Aap ko
brown
balo wali
neeli aankhon wali
Gulabi honton wali,
Patli kamar wali,
Khoobsurat seengoon wali
.
.
gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye

Ameen.

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Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,

Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho.

---------------------------------------

When things go wrong,
when sadness fills your heart &
when tears flow 4rm your eyes,
just let me know.
.
.
cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

--------------------------------

In
1 year,
12 months,
365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.

Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein.

---------------------------

I love PAKISTAN

P= parveen
A= asma
K= kiran
I= iqra
S= seher
T= tuba
A= aalia
N= nida

PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan
i love PAKISTAN.

----------------------------------

Suno!
Aaj Aftari mein
samose bi thay
pakoray bi thay
sharbat bhi tha

kele bhi the
saib bhi the
angoor bhi the
Khujoor bhi thi

bas
aik tumhari kami thi

Kharboozay!

---------------------------

Hum ho gaye tumhare tumhe sochne k bad,
Ab na daikhen gay kisi ko tumhe daikhne k bad,

Dunya chor dain gai tumhai chorne k bad,
KHUDA! Maaf kare itne jhut bolne k bad.

--------------------------------

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
Maiyooon.

------------------------

kuch log sari raat karte hain
kuch log bar baar kertay hain
kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain
.
.
.
Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge.

----------------------------------

Aap ka dil hamaray paas hai,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
Hamaara dil,
.
.
Hamaara dil bhi hamare pas hai.

---------------------------

Karay jao
Karay jao
Karay jao
.
.
.
baysharmon ki tarah
SMS receive kare jao
Kabhi reply na kerna…!!

--------------------------------

Love Quotes

2008-09-17T08:52:00.004-07:00

If u touch n feel its desire.
If u touch n don't feel its ignorance,
But u don't touch n still feels its love.

------------------------------

In life LOVE is never planned nor
does it happen for a reason.

But when LOVE is real,
It becomes your PLAN for life
and
your reason for living.

----------------------------

U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life
and
u want but u sacrifice that is LOVE

---------------------------------

Keeping someone in our heart is very easy,
but,
to be in the someone’s heart is very difficult.
So “RESPECT” the heart which “CARES” abt U

--------------------------

A broken heart is like a borken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

----------------------------------

Many a man in love with a
dimple makes the mistake of
marrying the whole girl.

------------------------------

When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend… you are in what they call, “love”.

----------------------------------

The beginning of love is to
let those we love be perfectly themselves,
and not to twist them to fit our own image.
Otherwise we love only
the reflection of ourselves we find in them.

----------------------------------

I have no regrets.
I will never regret loving someone
because the feeling of love for five minutes
is greater than an eternity of hurt.

---------------------------------

If you truly love someone,
then the only thing you want
for them is to be happy…
even if its not with you.

-----------------------------

Love is the emblem of eternity;
it confounds all notions of time;
effaces all memory of beginning,
all fear of an end.

-----------------------------

Love many things,
for therein lies the true strength,
and whosoever loves much performs much,
and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.

-------------------------------------

The one thing we can never get enough of is love.
And the one thing we never give enough is love.

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Marriage SMS

2008-09-17T08:52:00.003-07:00

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

-----------------------------

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

---------------------------------

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

-----------------------------

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

-----------------------------

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

--------------------------------

The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.

-------------------------------

Lawyer:What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness:He said, Where am I, Cathy?

Lawyer:And why did that upset you?
Witness:My name is Susan.

----------------------------------

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.

Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

--------------------------

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

--------------------------

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

------------------------

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

--------------------------

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

--------------------------

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

------------------------

A good marriage would be between
a Blind wife and a deaf husband.
Michel de Montaigne.

------------------------------

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man.

---------------------------

Shadi kernay aur mobile
kharidnay k baad aik hi baat
ka afsos hota hay kaash
thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.

----------------------------

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered.

-----------------------------------

“When a man holds a woman hands?”

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;

after marriage it is self-defense.

----------------------------

Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”

----------------------------------

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

----------------------------

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.

Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.

-----------------------

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

---------------------------------

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

--------------------------

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

---------------------------

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

-----------------------------

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

--------------------------

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience.

--------------------------------

The Equation of Marriage:

7 Glance = 1 Smile

7 Smile = 1 Meeting

7 Meeting = 1 Kiss

7 Kisses = 1 Proposal

7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -

And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.

So beware of glance!

-------------------------------------

What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.

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Mother's day SMS

2008-09-17T08:52:00.002-07:00

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly.
(Sarah Malin)

Wishing you a very happy mother’s day

--------------------------------

There is no velvet so soft as a mother’s lap,
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
(Archibald Thompson)

------------------------------

Mother love is the fuel that
enables a normal human being
to do the impossible.

----------------------

Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong

It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.

----------------------------

Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!

------------------------

A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.

------------------------------

Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.

-------------------------------------

Who ran to help me when I fell,
And would some pretty story tell,
Or kiss the place to make it well?
My Mother.

(*) Happy Mother’s Day (*)

------------------------------

Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting luv,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever ur there,
Mother, everything to U I owe,
May all pleasures of life come ur way.
“Happy Mother’s day”

----------------------------

You’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

--------------------------

The Miracle of Life
nurtured by a woman
who gave us
love and sacrifice…
is MOTHER
Happy Mothers Day!!

----------------------------

Mother stands for

M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she's growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.

---------------------------------------

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day

------------------------------

Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs…
since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)

--------------------------------

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much

----------------------------

Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, dear Mother .

-------------------------

When you feel you are alone in the crowd,
When you think No.1 can understand you,
When your love is rejected by others,
& when you hate your Life,
Just close your eyes, & see, her face who loves you
more than any 1 else,
who care for you in loneliness,
& dies when you cry.
She is no 1, but your sweet loving mother.
Love your mom first and always.

------------------------------

About MAA:-

Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas,
Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai,

Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey,
Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.

--------------------------

Is zulm ki duniya main faqat piyar meri maa,
Hay meray liye saya-e-dewar meri maa,
Nafrat k jazeron say mohabbat ki hadon tuk,
Bus piyar hay han piyar hay bus piyar meri maan…

-----------------------------

Maa se rishta aisa banaya jaae,
Jisko nigaaho me bithaya jae,
Rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa k
Wo agar udaas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jaae.

-----------------------------------

A mother’s work is never done
She works from morning until dawn
She spreads her love
And keeps you warm
But only once a year we say
Mother we wish you “Happy Mothers Day”

----------------------------

My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day.

-----------------------------

Mother, I love you,
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you,
Because you love me, too.
You feed me and need me,
To teach you to play,
So smile because I love you,
On this Mother’s Day.

-----------------------------

Maa hai mohabbat ka naam,
Maa ko hazaron salaam,
Karde fida zindagi,
Aaye jo bachon ke kaam.

--------------------------------

I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!

---------------------------------

For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here’s a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother’s Day.

-----------------------------

“M” is for the million things she gave me,
“O” means only that she’s growing old,
“T” is for the tears she shed to save me,
“H” is for her heart of purest gold,
“E” is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
“R” means right, and right she’ll always be.

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Miss You SMS

2008-09-17T08:52:00.001-07:00

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

----------------------------------

Miss me

or
Hate me

both r in my favor,

If u miss me
I’ll always b in ur heart,

If u hate me
I’ll always b in ur mind

--------------------------

In the Flower, My Rose is U.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.
In the Sky, My Moon is U.
I’m only Body, My Heart is U.
That’s Y i always Miss You !!

---------------------------

U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Don’t search, just see your shadow
i will be there Trust Me!!

------------------------

Good Morning
i mean Good Evening
i mean Good Night hmmm..
i think..time is not important
i Just want 2 Say that i miss you.

--------------------------------

I would write on all the bricks
“I miss you”
and hope that 1 falls on your head
So you know how it hurts
to miss someone special like you.

------------------------------

Can u keep a secret?
Between me & u

You promise?

I really need to tell u this…

Well…

I MISS U…

----------------------------

When I pray I dont see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I dont see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.

--------------------------

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham,

------------------------

Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi,
Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi,

Saath hamaray jahan tha sara,
Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

----------------------------

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi olta pakrain or ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

n ss!w I

------------------------------

Whenever I miss you stars falls down

from the sky,so any day,
if you find the sky empty

don’t blame me!It’s your fault

You make me miss you so much

------------------------

Chupke chupke faryad kia kertay hain,
Har pal hum apko yad kia kertay hain,

Yeh hum nahin kehtay ghar wale kehtay hain,
k nend main bhi hum aapka naam lia kertay hain

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A special LUNCH 4 u,
In de hotel of my Heart,
A boul of love,
A spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by
MISSING
Me….

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A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss “U”

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They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes
and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
but they never told me that one second
without you can last for ever!

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Ek Tapori ki wife:
Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan

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Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,
Tumhare liye â€œGodâ€ se wish kiya humne,

Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,
Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.

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look
the moon is looking at you!

see
stars are shining 4 u!

hear
birds are singing 2 u!

listen
my heart is saying to you..
“I MISS U”

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A word to say, a word to hear
Even in Ur absence I feel U near
Our relation is strong..hope it goes long
we will remain the same till the life goes on!

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Nobody is right till somebody is wrong…
Nobody is weak till somebody is strong…
Nobody is lucky till love comes along…
Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone.
Missing U!

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Try this ,
go to write msg,
ACTIVATE Dictionary [ T9 ],
then hide your screen with 1 hand
& Type 4164771968,
now remove ur hand & read it…..
then SMS me.

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In school they taught me that:

1 hour = 60 min.
1 min= 60sec.

but they never told me that:
1 sec.
without U = 100 years. Miss U

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Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

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Basa Hai Ankhoon Main Apka Chehra Is Tarah
Gulab Main Khushbo Basi Hoti Hai Jis Tarah

Namaz Parh Li Ho Aur Dua Na Mangi Ho
Ap Ki Kami Mehsoos Hoti Hai Kuch Is tarah

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Door hi sahi,
kinara to hai,

timtimata hi sahi,
sitara to hai..

Hojati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalliâ€¦
tinka hi sahi.. Sahara to hai..

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Rishta banaya he to nibhayenge,
har pal apko hasain gay,

Pata he ap ko fursat nai hamain yad karne ki,
ham hi tang kar kar k apni yaad dilaingay.

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I see u ankhon se,
I feel u sanson se,
I remember u chahat se,
I beleive u jan se,
I care 4 u dil se &
I MISS YOU
Qasam se….

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t v w x y z

Did I Miss something?
No Because “U” r in My “HEART”

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Dard ko hamdard na mila,
Shauk ko maut na mili, is liye

Dard ko qaid kia shauk ko azaad kia,
Ham se jis tarah bana, hum nay tujhey yaad kia

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Coffee ke cup se uthte dhuye
me tumhari tasveer nazar aati hai,

aur inhi kahaylon mein kho kar
aksar meri coffee thandi ho jati hai.

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Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,

ab to din guzarte hai
apke SMS k INTEZAR me.
{Miss you all the time}

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Her khushi main tumhari bat kartay hain,
Tum salamat raho yeh faryad kartay hain,

Ab aik sms main kaisay batayain k,
Hum tum ko KITNA YAAD kertay hain…

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Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,
hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,

hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.

MISS YOU

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Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay,
Hamain har pal un ki yaad ati hay,
Dil pochta hay bar-bar hum say,
Jihain hum yaad kertay hain,
Kia unhain bhi hamari yaad ati hay?

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Akaila mehsos kero jub tanhai main,
Yaad meri ayai jub judai main,

Mehsos kerna tumharay hi paas hon main,
Jub chahey daikh laina apni hi perchai main.

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Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad,
Thori si hansi her baat k baad,

Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad,
Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

------------------------------

Sunsan sarak k sookhay hue peepal
ki tuti hui tehni k murjhaye hue pattey
pay baithay hue bhoot k pair sey
nikaltay hue khoon par baithe
hue beemaar bacteria ki kasam
.
.
.
.
.
I miss you

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Munna bhai SMS

2008-09-16T08:49:00.000-07:00

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox
full ho gaya hai tere sms se……….
.
.
.
.
.
Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE
“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?

bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha,
Itna tem ho gela hai,
tere ko dekha bhi nai,
Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko,
miss to karega

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!

Chal ludak le..

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.

MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.

MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?

GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to

gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan thay!!

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

----------------------------

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

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Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

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Poetry SMS

2008-09-16T08:27:00.000-07:00

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,

Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

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Dewangi se kum na thi kuch apni justuju,
Hum bewafa jahan mein wafa dhondte rahay,

Mehromiyon k dor mein Kin hasraton k sath,
Hum chulon ki BIRYANI mein BOTI dhondte rahay:

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apane sivaa hamaare na hone kaa Gam kise

apani talaash mein to ham hi ham hain dosto

sab kuchh sahi ‘Faraz’ par itanaa zaruur hai
duniyaa main aise log bahut kam hain dosto

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Daikhna mujhe aur dair talak daikhty rehna,
Phir tasawur main khud se sharmaty rehna,

Her ada aus ki pasad thi apni,
Sharmana ghabrana khud ko chupaty rehna,

Aaj taqdeer ke zulm ki intaha hai nashtar,
Bichar gaya, socha jisy apnaaye rehna

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Mujh se NAFRAT ki ajab raah nikali us nay,
Hasta basta dil kar diya khali us nay,

Meray ghar ki riwayat se woh khoob waqif tha,
JUDAI mang li ban k SAWALI us nay!

-----------------------------

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi…

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Tujhe ansu bhari wo dua miley,
Jisey kabhi na rad Khuda karey,

Tujhey hasrat na rahe kabhi jannat ki,
Tere aangan me muhabbaton ki aisi hawa chale

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Kabhi zindagi sey gilla ker k roye,
Kabhi mout ki hum dua ker k roye,

Ajab silsila haiNamaz-e-Mohabbat ka,
Qaza ker k bhi roye,ada ker k bhi roye

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shaam say pahlay teri shaam na honay doon ga
zindagi main tujhay na.kaam na honay doon ga

lagnay doon ga na hawa tujh ko khizaoon ki kabhi
phool jaisa tera anjaam na honay doon ga

------------------------

Lehar ko pyar tha kinary se,
Par us ki shadi ho gaye sagar se,

Kinary ki chahat lehar ko khench lati hay,
Par badnaam na ho MOHABBAT is liye wo laut jaati hay,

--------------------------

Bujhi shamaa bhi jal sakti hai,
Toofan se kashti bhi nikal sakti hai,

Ho k maayus youn na apnay iraday badal,
Teri qismat kabhi bhi badal sakti hay

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Is dafa to barishein rukti nahin faraz,
Hum ne ansu kia piye k saray mosam ro paray

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Bhej ker SMS dilse yaad kia hay,
Phir na kehna k maina bhula dia hay,
Ab na koi bahana tumhara hoga,
Dekh ker SMS hamara apko muskurana hoga

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Koi dikha k roye,

Koi chupa k roye,

Humain rulanay walay,
Humain rula k royee,

Marna ka maza to tab hai yaro,
Jab qatil bhi Janazay per aa ker roye

--------------------------------

Guzre dinon ki bhuli hoi bat ki tarha,
Ankhon me jagta he koi rat ki tarah,

Tumse umed thi k nibhao gy dosti,
Tum bhi badal gaye Karachi k halaat ki tarah.

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Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay,
Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay,

Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain,
Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

----------------------------

Tere bina hum jeena bhool jate hain,
Zakhmon ko seena bhool jate hain,

Tu zindagi mein sub se azeez hai hamain,
Tujhse her baar yeh kehna bhool jaatay hain.

------------------------------

Raaz-e-dil na sunana kisi ko Saqib,
Duniya mein sab hamraz badal jatay hain,

Kisi kay bicharne se koi mar nahi jata,
Haan magar jeenay k andaz badal jatay hain!

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sapne hain yadain hai or bahut kuch,
tum ho tumhari batain hain or bahut kuch,

nahi chahtay hum tum ko bhulana,
magar dori hai ek majbori hai or bahut kuch

I miss u

--------------------------------

Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega,
Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega!

Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo,
Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega

----------------------------------------

kitne nadaan thy toufan ko kinara samjha
kitne bejan saharon ko sahara samjha,

kitnay anjaan thy wo log jo sahil pe thy,
hamain doobta dekha or nazara samjha

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Dil main koi malal bhi nahin,
Us se koi gila nahin, jo sath day k bhi sath nahin,

Us ki khushion ki mangi hai dua,
Yeh alag bat hay k meri zindagi us ka sawal hai k nahin

------------------------------

Koi na milay to qismat se ghila nahi karty!
aksar log mil ker bi mila nahi karty!

har shaakh par bahaar aati hy Zaror!
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

-----------------------------------

Mujhey guman hai k chaha
hai bohut zamanay ne mujhey.
Main azeez to sab ko hon magar
.
.
.
Zaroraton ki tarah..!

-------------------------------

Ae rab apnay pas meri dua amanat rakhna,
Rehti duniya tuk us ko salamat rakhna.

Meri ankhon k sary deep bujha dena,
Per us ki ankhon k sary khuwab salamat rakhna

-----------------------------------

Us shakhs se jab tuk koi baat nahin hoti,
Din nikalta nahi or raat nahin hoti,

Na khafa howa karay wo usay kehna,
Bina us k Mukammal meri zaat nahin hoti

---------------------------------

Kaash k usay chahnay ka Arman na hota,
Main hosh main hote howay anjaan na hota,

Yeh pyaar na hota kisi patthar dil se hamain,
Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

---------------------------

Bojhal dil, bojhal qadam,
Sochtay hain k jain kahan

Jub sub derwazay hon band,
Apni manzil pa’ain kahan

Sang’raizon k dais main,
Kanch ka dil chupain kahan

---------------------------------

Zindagi younhi teri chahat k naam kardi,
Jaisay ghanay darakht k neeche sham kardi,

Laut jate hainparinde shaam hote hi,
Hamne to har shaam hi tere naam kardi

--------------------------

Kash koi aisa ahal-e-dil hota jo meri arzu karta,
Khoo jati agar main kahin, to meri justuju karta,

Mein us kay zehan-o-dil main kuch is tarah sama jati,
K lab jab bhi kholta meri guftugu karta,

---------------------------------

Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte
Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye
par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.

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Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai
Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai

Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere
Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai

------------------------------

Milne ki khushi hai ya bichadne ka gum,
Ankhon mein aansu hai ya udas hai ham,
Kaise kahain k kaisey hain ham,
Bas itna samaj lena k tum bin bohat akele hai ham,

---------------------------------

Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,

Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho

-----------------------------

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,

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Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

--------------------------------

Kismat do pal mein badal sakta he INSAN,
Per jo INSAN ko badal de wo kismat nahin hoti,

Apni kismat pe rota wohi shakhs hay jisko,
Sajdon me rone ki adat nahin hoti

---------------------------

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do

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Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti,
Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,

Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna,
Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

-----------------------------

Ishq ne hume Rula Diya
Jis Per Marte The usne hi hame bhula Diya
hum to unki yadon mein hi jee laitay,
magar unhone to yaadon mein hi ZEHER mila diya

------------------------------

Tanha chor ker hum ko hasla bhi dete ho,
Saans cheen ker jeenay ki dua bhi dete ho,

Ik taraf judai ka tazkira bhi jari hai,
Aur muskuranay ka mashwara bhi detay ho

------------------------------

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye

----------------------------

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay,

To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay,

Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi,
Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

-------------------------

Mery wajood se lipti khushbo tere naam ki hai
Meray dil me basi her ek dharken tery naam ki hai

Itna yaqeen ker lay meray hamnasheen
Bin tery meri zindagi baynaam si hai

------------------------------

Jab koi khayal dil se takrata hai,
Dil na chah ker bhi khamosh ho jata hai,

Koi sab kuch keh ker dosti jatata hai,
To koi kuch na keh k DOSTI NIBHATA HAI.

-----------------------------

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

----------------------------

Hum khud pe gharur nahi kertay,
Kisi ko dosti kerny py majbor nahin kertay,

Magar jisy ek bar dil mein basa lein,
Usay martay dum tak dil say door nahin kertay,

---------------------------

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

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Bun k ajnabi mily thay zindagi k safr mein kahin,
In yadon k lamhon ko kabhi bhoolaingay nahin,

Agar yaad rakhna fitrat hai aapki,
Bhool jane ki adat hamain bhi nahin

-----------------------------------

Waqt guzarta raha per sans thami si thi,
Muskura rahe thy hum,per ankhon me nami si thi,

Saath hamaray jahan tha sara,
Per najanay kion tumhari kami si thi

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Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.

----------------------------

Mahak dosti ki ishq se kum nahi hoti
Ishq se zindgi khatam nahi hoti
Sath agar ho zindgi main doston ka
To zindgi jannat se kum nahi hoti

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Politics SMS

2008-09-16T08:08:00.000-07:00

1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga
Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,

Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,

Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop
Jese shetan ka roop

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Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

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Ab Full corruption ki bari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab lootna maal sarkari hai,
Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai,

Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai,
Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai,

Ab photi Qismat hamari hai,
Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

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1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,

Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,

Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili

Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k

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Zardari ne awam k vote ka kesa sila dia!
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Itni mahengai ki k hansto ko rula dia

Socha tha k shayud salary barhay gi,
=
Salary ghanta barhi, GHANTA barha dia

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Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

-----------------------

Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…

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1 Anokhi Dua
Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan¦
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya
Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley
Shorat itni mile jini BB ko mili
Health aesi mile jese SANGEETA ko¦
or
Aap ke din aise phir jaye jese ZARDARI ke

--------------------------------

Devils went to Court to Prove

that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye ALTAF BHAI kon hai?

----------------------------

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

------------------------

Considering his achievements

of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

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Mushraf ki niyat

“Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki.

6 rocket fire farz.

Wasty bUSH uncle k.

Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf”

------------------------------

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

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Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.

----------------------

A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.

-----------------------

In politics,
your enemies can't hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.

----------------------

I don't make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

-----------------------

Bad officials
are elected
by
good citizens
who do not vote.

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Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.

--------------------------

The word politics is derived from the word poly,
meaning many,
and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

--------------------------

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with

right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

--------------------------

The flood of money
that gushes into politics
today is a pollution of democracy.

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Politics is the gentle art
of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

-----------------------

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

------------------------

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than
his share of the blame
and
a little less than his share of the credit.

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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

--------------------------

The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each party
is worse than the other.

The one that”s out always looks the best.

-----------------------------

Those who are too smart
to engage in politics
are punished by being governed
by those who are dumber.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

--------------------------

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida.

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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

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Punjabi SMS

2008-09-16T07:56:00.000-07:00

J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

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O mere makhna

meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna

--------------------

Agar computer windows PUNJABI main hoti tu,
Send=satto
Insert=pao
Download=thalle lao
Delete=mitti pao
Run=Nassu
Search=Labbo
ALT+CTRL+DEL=syapaa hi mukao

----------------------------

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,

Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna.

-----------------------

Do dil hone chahide see rabba nitin de shareer vich,
Ek tute te ena dard ta naa hondha,
Per tainu ta kahiye,je tera vee koi dildaar hondha,
Te oh tera dil todeda,te mere jeha haal hondha.

---------------------------

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya

Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye thay kar gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga.

----------------------

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

------------------------

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!
Eid Dian Mubarakan Hoon Tanu

-----------------------

Sawairay jaldi uth k,
naha k saf kapray pa k,
ALLAH agay sajday pa k,
akhan band kar k sachai dil nal pocho¦.
Mola jadon tusi aqal vandi main kitthe sa?
Good Morning.

------------------------

Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
*vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

------------------------

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan
kinjh skda bhul sajjna,
mainu aj v milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.
Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne
par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho.
jindgi cho jaane walyeo
haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho.
Na ji hunda na mar hunda
na hunda saatho bhul sajjna.
Mainu ajv milan kitaba cho
tere vallo bheje phul sajjna.

------------------

Aakhia nu hanjuan d daat den walea,

Zindgi nu vakhri shugat den walea,

ohdiya yaada vich asi har khushi barbaad karde,
Kash “oh” vi sade jina sanu yaad karde.

---------------------------

Teriyan yadan nal preet pai baithe haan,
Eh na samjhi tenu bhulai baithe haan,

Duriyan ki karan giyan dur sanu,
jad ruh vich hi tenu vasai baithe han.

--------------------------

Asin parvane sanu agg sek lain de,
Sajjna de sajde layi godde tek lain de.

jadon aayi mout asin keha ohnu ruk,
thehar sannu jandi vaari ”yaar”vekh lain de.

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Ishq bande di jaat o loko,
Te yaari bande da imaan.
Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,
Te yaari mange dil-jaan.
Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,
Te yaari ch ho janda kurbaan.
Ishq nachave gali gali
te yari nachave jahan.
Vekhi dowa nu chhed na baithi,
je ek vich dena painda sir
te duje ch hateli te rakhni paindi jaan.

----------------------

Sochia c mehfal sadi a,
sab mehfal wale sade ne.
asi jaat paat ton ki laina,
sab gore kale sade ne.
Par ki dassiye asi sajjna de
viswash banaye haar gye.
Asi apne jina nu kehnde c
sanu ohi ik din maar gye.

---------------------

Tharo SMS jab jab aavay hai
Maro rom rom machal jawe hai
Ang ang men gud gudi huwe hai
Tharo SMS ka koi na kasoor howe hai
Maro Mobile vibration pe howe hai

----------------------------

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.

-----------------------------

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

------------------------

Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c

---------------------------

Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda

assi tere piche kyon rulde, je tere jeha koi hor hunda.

----------------------------

baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di.

-------------------------------

rifle dunali je mirze kol hondi, pichhe Sehban de bhaiyan nu mor dinda,
sohni duban to pehla je phone kardi,Mahiwal ik kishti rod denda,
akal hundi te vech kuch Ranjha court marriage layi paise jod lainda,
khabar hundi je blocha de aaun di Punnu ret chhad Kulu Manali wal daud lainda

--------------------------------------

Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu umar vdhaani pe gayi

--------------------------

Kudiyon wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer,
Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni, te kutne ohde Veer!!

---------------------------------

Ramadan SMS

2008-09-16T07:41:00.000-07:00

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave yhe gift of allahâ€™s
Peace,love,joy & good health behind

shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,

May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

------------------------------

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…

----------------------------

RAMADAN RECIPE

A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.

Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.

RAMADAN MUBARAK

------------------------

Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,

Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,

May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan

Ameen

------------------------

Raat ko naya chand mubarak,

Chand ko chandni mubarak,

Falak ko sitare mubarak.
Sitaroon ko bulandi mubarak.

Aur aap ko hamari taraf se:-

RAMADAN MUBARAK

---------------------------

May the festival of lights be the harbinger

of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.

My Best wishes for u on Ramadan

-----------------------------------

As the candle light flame,
Ur life may always be happiness claim;

As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;

Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan

-----------------------------

Memories of moments celebrated together…….
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever…….
Make me Miss You even more this Ramadan.
Hope this Ramadan brings in Good Fortune
& Abounding Happiness for you!

Happy Ramadan Mubarak

-----------------------

Dear friend,
Your validity for taking food
during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 30 days
to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.

Happy Ramazan

--------------------------

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,
Trying hard to do good deeds

---------------------------

Dear!

May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

------------------------------

As the crescent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !

----------------------------

Best
Leader - ALLAH
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza

So Good Luck 4 Ramazan

-------------------------------

Ramzan in details

R-Roza Rakho
A-Allah se daro
M-Masjid ko jao
Z-Zakat banto
A-A’maal ache karo
N-Namaz parho

Aus is banday ko dua main yaad rakho

----------------------------

Wishing u 1 month of ramadan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 secs of Nuur..!!

Ramadan Mubarak

------------------------

Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,

Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN” aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.

-----------------------

“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… ”
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]

Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !

--------------------------

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

----------------------------

Wishing you and your family
the blessings of Ramadan.

Ramadan Mubarak !!

------------------------

Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven”

----------------------------

Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong).

------------------------

YA ALLAH

Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma.
Ameen.

----------------------

Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga

------------------------------

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

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Momino!
RAMADAN Qareeb Hai..

Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s

Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..

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Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
Phir le ker aaounga
Q k
I’m Ramadan Al-widah

(jumma-tul-wida)

--------------------------

Narrated Aisha:
Allah’s Apostle said,
Search for the Night of Qadr in
the odd nights of
the last ten days of Ramadan

--------------------------------

Romantic SMS

2008-09-15T09:26:00.000-07:00

Hum ap k dil main rehte hain,
Is liye her dard sehte hain,

Koi hum se pehle WISH na ker de apko,
Is liye sub se pehlay “Happy Ramadan ul mubarak” kehte hain.

-----------------------

Deeiray dheeray dil main utarta jata hai koi,
Mujh ko MAIRI JAAN bulata hai koi,
Main toot ke bikhar jaon, ye mumkin nahi,
Boht piyar se sath apne mujhe sulata hai koi……

---------------

You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, I can’t smile without you.

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If 10 people care 4 u,
one of them is me,
if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,
if no 1 cares 4 u that means
i m not in this world.

----------------

When it rains, you dont see the sun, but its there.
Hope we can be like that.
We dont always see each other,
but we will always be there for one another.

---------------

That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here¦ Its me who live for you.

This is a moon which learns from you,

-----------------

If I could have ,
I would wish to wake up everyday
To the sound of your breath on my neck,
The warmth of your lips on my cheek,
The touch of your fingers on my skin,
And the feel of your heart beating with mineâ€¦
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
With anyone other than you.

-----------------

A candle may melt
and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have
given me will always
stay as a flame in my heart.

-----------------

Hichkion ka aana ye batata hy,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,

Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai..

------------------

How long will you be special to me?

As long as the stars twinkle in the sky,
As long as angels are there up high,
Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

----------------

My heart says that you like me,
My eyes says that you feel something for me,
My mind says that you think of me,
But till now you are quiet.

-----------------

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most.

-----------------

Wo shakhs meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,

Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy…

-----------------

Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

“I LOVE YOU”

-----------------

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.

---------------------

If i could be any part of U I wud be ur tear,
To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes…
Live on ur cheeks
and
die on ur lips…..

------------------

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to love u.
but now dat i love u im scared 2 lose u!

-------------

If you r in a dark room,
You find blood everywhere
And the walls are shaking
- Don’t worry friend,
U r at the safest place,
You r in my heart.

-------------

Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha.
Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha.

Iss zameen par toota sitara to nahi girta.
Aur ye pagal chand se dosti kar baitha.

--------------------

Aye Chand¦
Jab wo teri tarf dekhain
Toh unhain kuch yaad delana
Phir chupkey se un k pass jana
Aur kehna¦.!
Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.
Teri umeed karta hai kohi
Ajj bhi tumhain dekh kar
Eid karta hai koi.

-----------------

Till the end of time…

In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…

----------------

I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose,
And then I looked at you,
And I kept looking at you,
For the rose isn’t as beautiful as you.

-----------------------------

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,

Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko.

--------------------

Mohabbat k saray rang
Rangon k saray phool
Phoolon ki sarii khushboo
Khushboo k saray lamhe
Lamhon ki sarii chahat
Chahat ki sarii khushiyaan
aap k liye…

----------------

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo….

-----------------

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

--------------

Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one.

----------------

Har baar dil se yeh paigham aaye,
Zubaan kholon to tera he naam aaye,

Tum he kion bhaye dil ko kya maloom,
Jab nazroo k saamne haseen tamam aaye.

--------------------

What' s missing in H__RT? EA or U?
Pick EA & you' ll get a heart!
If u pick U, you will get hurt!
I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt,
Than have a heart without U

---------------

My love for you is like water,
Falling countlessâ€¦
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.

---------------

My eyes when U look into them,

I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.

----------------

Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin,
Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin,

Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

------------------------

Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.

----------------

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,

Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

----------------

I feel something in my heart,
It’s like a little flame,
Every time I see you,
This flame lights up,
This flame is special for you,
Because I LOVE YOU!

---------------

If i would know that I’m gonna die tomorrow,

I’ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I’ll find someone
who can take care of u
Love you always.

-------------

Dil yadoon ka gehwara.
Aankhain aasoun ka samander.
kaantairay aawaz k matlashi.
zabaan tairay milnay k liyay dua’go.
dimagh khayalon main gum.
hont pyar k pyasay.

--------------

Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was
completely out of my control.

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Santa Banta SMS

2008-09-15T09:10:00.000-07:00

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them.

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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

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Santa taklu He
phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
Why ???

Kion k

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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

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An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, what a shot you made!

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

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Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light.

He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.

What for did you put that match in your vest pocket? asked the another man.

Santa replied, Thats a lucky match stick. Ill use it again.

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Preeto 2 maid:

Oh Kanta, I have reason 2 suspect that
Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don’t believe it!
U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

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Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
Now that we are married,
do you think you will be able
to live on my small income?

Of course, dear, no trouble, she replied.
But what will you live on?

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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

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Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me.

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Banta ask santa: what will you

advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

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Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone
& says DON”T CALL ME NOW.

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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

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Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!

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Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

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Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

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Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!

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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

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American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female.

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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

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Sardar SMS

2008-09-15T08:53:00.001-07:00

Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”

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Teacher:Story sunao
Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.

Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay.

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2 sardaron ko 2 bomb miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha .

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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt.

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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon

Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon.

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Sardar:O tere result da ki banya?

Pappu:Miss kendi aey es class
wich 1 sal hor laggay ga?

Sardar:Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par
fail na hovin mera puttar.

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A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Sardar:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?

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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe.

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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name.

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

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A sardar goes to a restaurant

and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

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A sardar goes to a restaurant

and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

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A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old.

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Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai.

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1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Sardar: BANANA

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Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

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Smile SMS

2008-09-15T08:47:00.000-07:00

Shakespear said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy

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Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.

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A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,

White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life.

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Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.

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Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.

So value yourself.

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Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,

Your smile may be a pearl for someone,

Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.

So value yourself.

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Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

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Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?

It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!

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Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

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Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling

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Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth

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Suna hai keh ap ki 1
smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling….
To
reduce …
Population:).

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Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…

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Sorry SMS

2008-09-15T08:40:00.000-07:00

SORRY¦ SORRY¦ SORRY¦SORRY¦
Dont get confused ,Aray Baba SORRY means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You¦..
Have A wonderful day¦.

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As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

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I am sorry to be smiling every time you are near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you
are here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can not help it.

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Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye,
Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye,

Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata,
Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye.

----------------------------

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai

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Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye

Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho
Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye

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Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.

Areâ€¦ bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.

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Wife SMS

2008-09-15T08:17:00.000-07:00

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

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Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,
Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri mangetr bani,
Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

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Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

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Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain

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Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha

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Husband - tum kon hoo

Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye

HUSBAND - nasha her gham bhola deta hai

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Husband:
ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain
chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai
2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

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Wife:
suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye
beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.

Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k paas

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Friends Are like â€œPriya Gold Biscuitâ€ Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

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Husband apni wife ka janaza le ker ja raha tha.
Jana k aag 1 kutta or pche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
Ek aadmi aakar pochta he,”Bhai yeh sab howa kaise?”
Husband: Is kutte ne kaat liya tha meri biwi ko…
Aadmi: Yeh kutta ek din k liye mujhey dedo
Husband: peeche line mein lag jao…

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

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Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

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Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ...

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De.

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

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April Fools SMS

2008-09-10T09:41:00.000-07:00

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Happy april fools day

---------------------------------------------

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hainâ€¦
Aur kyo na hoâ€¦ Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi� hai

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai!

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Door Ho Jao,
Ye SmS 5 Second
K Baad Phat Jayega!
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01
00:00
Nahi Phata?
Naqli (fake) ??
Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna

Warna

GADHA mag jayega

---------------------------------

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir
Ullu

??
Ullu
??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar,
teri baari hai,
attendence lagwa

--------------------------------

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

--------------------------------

Congratulation!
Amir Khan Ne apni Film
K Second part k liay
ap ko Chun lia hai
Jiss Mai ap ka
Bohat Main Role Hai
Film Ka Name hai

Bayghairut zameen per

---------------------------------

You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi…

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This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

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U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Anniversary SMS

2008-09-10T09:31:00.000-07:00

Marriage is that relation between
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

I LOVE U are words just three
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Nothing in this world Could ever be
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

How true my feelings were
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

On this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I’m sending this bouquet of love
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

That special day is here again
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover

Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!

All my love for you FREE!
All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!